Discutii libere
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Re: Discutii libere
"Nu-ti dorii bani, faima, putere, respect
Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Re: Discutii libere
"O fata trebuia sa se casatoreasca cu un arab dar nici ea si nici mama ei nu doreau.
fata: mama, ce sa fac sa scap de asta?!
mama: hmm, spune-i sa iti cumpere 3 masini de lux.
Se duce fata la el si ii cere 3 masini:
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara masini!
Se duce fata la masa:
fata: mama, nu a mers!
mama: spune-i sa iti ia o insula.
Se duce iar fata la arab:
fata: vreau o insula ca sa ma casatoresc cu tine!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara insula!
Se duce asta disperata la masa:
fata: mama, nici acum nu a renuntat!!
mama: atunci ultima sansa; spune-i ca tu vrei un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm. sigur nu are el asa ceva
.
Se duce fata repede la el:
fata: Auzi, eu vreau un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm!!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed mai taie jumate!!!
"
=))
fata: mama, ce sa fac sa scap de asta?!
mama: hmm, spune-i sa iti cumpere 3 masini de lux.
Se duce fata la el si ii cere 3 masini:
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara masini!
Se duce fata la masa:
fata: mama, nu a mers!

mama: spune-i sa iti ia o insula.
Se duce iar fata la arab:
fata: vreau o insula ca sa ma casatoresc cu tine!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara insula!
Se duce asta disperata la masa:
fata: mama, nici acum nu a renuntat!!
mama: atunci ultima sansa; spune-i ca tu vrei un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm. sigur nu are el asa ceva
.Se duce fata repede la el:
fata: Auzi, eu vreau un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm!!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed mai taie jumate!!!
"
=))
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Re: Discutii libere
DEATHWING wrote:"O fata trebuia sa se casatoreasca cu un arab dar nici ea si nici mama ei nu doreau.
fata: mama, ce sa fac sa scap de asta?!
mama: hmm, spune-i sa iti cumpere 3 masini de lux.
Se duce fata la el si ii cere 3 masini:
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara masini!
Se duce fata la masa:
fata: mama, nu a mers!
mama: spune-i sa iti ia o insula.
Se duce iar fata la arab:
fata: vreau o insula ca sa ma casatoresc cu tine!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed cumpara insula!
Se duce asta disperata la masa:
fata: mama, nici acum nu a renuntat!!
mama: atunci ultima sansa; spune-i ca tu vrei un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm. sigur nu are el asa ceva.
Se duce fata repede la el:
fata: Auzi, eu vreau un barbat cu scula de 35 de cm!!
arabul: Ahmed iubeste! Ahmed doreste! Ahmed mai taie jumate!!!
"
=))
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Re: Discutii libere
Surpriza am cautat romani si uite ce am gasit
The Romani are an ethnic group living mostly in Europe, who trace their origins to the Indian Subcontinent. Romani are widely known in the English-speaking world by the exonym Gypsies (or Gipsies).
They are known collectively in the Romani language as Romane or Rromane (depending on the dialect concerned) and also as Romany, Romanies, Romanis, Roma or Roms.
Romani are widely dispersed, with their largest concentrated populations in Europe, especially the Roma of Central and Eastern Europe and Anatolia, followed by the Kale of Iberia and Southern France.
The Americas are also home to large numbers of Romani. There are an estimated one million Roma in the United States; 800,000 in Brazil, to which Kale were deported by the government of Portugal during the colonial era;[21] and in more recent migrations, Romani have also moved to other parts of the Americas.[22]
The Romani language is divided into several dialects, which add up to an estimated number of speakers larger than two million.[23] The total number of Romani people is at least twice as large (several times as large according to high estimates). Many Romani are native speakers of the language current in their country of residence, or of mixed languages combining the twohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people
The Romani are an ethnic group living mostly in Europe, who trace their origins to the Indian Subcontinent. Romani are widely known in the English-speaking world by the exonym Gypsies (or Gipsies).
They are known collectively in the Romani language as Romane or Rromane (depending on the dialect concerned) and also as Romany, Romanies, Romanis, Roma or Roms.
Romani are widely dispersed, with their largest concentrated populations in Europe, especially the Roma of Central and Eastern Europe and Anatolia, followed by the Kale of Iberia and Southern France.
The Americas are also home to large numbers of Romani. There are an estimated one million Roma in the United States; 800,000 in Brazil, to which Kale were deported by the government of Portugal during the colonial era;[21] and in more recent migrations, Romani have also moved to other parts of the Americas.[22]
The Romani language is divided into several dialects, which add up to an estimated number of speakers larger than two million.[23] The total number of Romani people is at least twice as large (several times as large according to high estimates). Many Romani are native speakers of the language current in their country of residence, or of mixed languages combining the twohttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romani_people
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Re: Discutii libere
Multumim domnului 
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k0k0: salut, ati deschis srv de metin?
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: dap
k0k0: am cativa prieteni care joaca nebuneste asa ceva. o sa le spun
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: da, da un mass ceva pe yahoo
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-:
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: din cate am inteles e super serveru
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: eu nu joc
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: dar
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: ..
k0k0: da, mie nu imi place, insa o sa fac publicitate
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: >:d< Iti multumesc koko
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Never tell your password to anyone.
k0k0: salut, ati deschis srv de metin?
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: dap
k0k0: am cativa prieteni care joaca nebuneste asa ceva. o sa le spun
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: da, da un mass ceva pe yahoo
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-:

Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: din cate am inteles e super serveru
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: eu nu joc
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: dar
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: ..
k0k0: da, mie nu imi place, insa o sa fac publicitate
Name -war3ft.profgamers.ro-: >:d< Iti multumesc koko

k0k0: noc

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"Nu-ti dorii bani, faima, putere, respect
Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

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Re: Discutii libere
daca tot e pe d'astea
Big Smoke: games2.profgamers.ro:25565
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: dati probe pt. builder?
Big Smoke: fa o cerere pe forum pt teren..
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: sau op sau helper
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ok
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ..
Big Smoke: dap
Big Smoke: pt helper...park
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: pot da proba pt. builder
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ?
Big Smoke: intra pe forum pt detalii/cereri alea alea...k nu mai stiu
Big Smoke:
Big Smoke: fa-ti un cont
Big Smoke: https://forum-old.profgamers.ro
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ok..
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: deabia ast sa joc.. eu joc mc de 4 ani
Big Smoke: bv ) eu nush ))
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: eh ,lasa ca inveti si u D
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: mersi de sv
Big Smoke: games2.profgamers.ro:25565
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: dati probe pt. builder?
Big Smoke: fa o cerere pe forum pt teren..
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: sau op sau helper
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ok
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ..
Big Smoke: dap
Big Smoke: pt helper...park
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: pot da proba pt. builder
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ?
Big Smoke: intra pe forum pt detalii/cereri alea alea...k nu mai stiu
Big Smoke:
Big Smoke: fa-ti un cont
Big Smoke: https://forum-old.profgamers.ro
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: ok..
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: deabia ast sa joc.. eu joc mc de 4 ani
Big Smoke: bv ) eu nush ))
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: eh ,lasa ca inveti si u D
~Mi`ru~ [;x]- My love: mersi de sv
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Re: Discutii libere
mai asteptam
doar nu castigam noi nimic
doar nu castigam noi nimic"Nu-ti dorii bani, faima, putere, respect
Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Re: Discutii libere
Nu cred ca de 4 ani joaca minecraft
"Minecraft development began in May 10, 2009," - wikipedia
daca stiu bine suntem in 2012
iar inainte de 2011 nu prea a auzit lumea de acest joc.
"Minecraft development began in May 10, 2009," - wikipedia
daca stiu bine suntem in 2012
iar inainte de 2011 nu prea a auzit lumea de acest joc.
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am zis ...eu nu stiu nimic despre mc => habar n-am daca m'a mintit sau nu.. macar e o parte buna: va juca pe sv la noi 

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"Nu-ti dorii bani, faima, putere, respect
Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

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"Nu-ti dorii bani, faima, putere, respect
Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

Daca ai varsta la care nu esti in stare sa le ti piept"

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cat de adevarat... la fel si la profil mate-info ... la ce ne trebui noua ed. muzicala sau arte plastice ?! ( in cazul meu s'a scos o ora de informatica pe saptamana din cauza materiilor inutile... )
Re: Discutii libere
Puteti sa mai votati si voi pentru serverul de minecraft aici va rog?:
http://mcservers.org/detail/games2.profgamers.ro
Nu conteaza ca nu aveti un cont pe minecraft. Daca zice sa puneti un nume lasati gol. Daca zice ca trb pus acolo un nume bagati ceva complet random. Nu verifica daca contul exista sau nu.
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Nu conteaza ca nu aveti un cont pe minecraft. Daca zice sa puneti un nume lasati gol. Daca zice ca trb pus acolo un nume bagati ceva complet random. Nu verifica daca contul exista sau nu.
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